Booger wiper

Let me set the stage...
Kennedy has a cold and her nose is very runny.  She is constantly taking her arm and wiping her nose along the sleeve of her shirt; both arms. 

Mom:  "Kennedy, please make sure and use a Kleenex at preschool today if your nose is running or ask the teacher for one if you need it."

Kennedy: "Okay, because I don't want to be called a booger picker, right mom?  Actually, I would be called a booger wiper!  Isn't that funny mom?"